By Michelle Anne

Vandalism? What is that? If you are not sure what it is, well, just go into the Spring Point dorm’s elevator. A nice fresh coat of paint was put up at the start of the semester. It’s so easy to scratch into the paint and create great immature pictures of ‘dicks’ and crude slang. The vandals are all so mature here at Spring Point.

They destroy the maintenance department’s hard work and effort they make for the dorms to be clean and nice for the residents. Yay them for ruining something that is given to us out of respect! The vandals are so disrespectful, go them. It’s so much fun for the vandals to laugh with all their friends while vandalising, since it’s so funny. Oh, and they also tore down the warning in the elevator about the consequences of vandalising. The vandals are literally the nicest people.

Oh and let’s not forget about the trash they leave every night in the lobby of Spring Point. It’s just so great how they leave pizza boxes, bottles, candy wrappers and even socks on the chairs, floor, and anywhere they can find. WOW! Now they can really say they are such wonderful people!

Trashing and being disrespectful is their middle name! They are so good at vandalizing, it’s ridiculous! It’s so funny to ruin what they are paying for. Woohooo! Their parents would be so proud! They should get a medal or a prize for doing their part in ruining their living space for other students and staff. They are the best at making other students feel uncomfortable. Wow,  got to say, the vandals are the most wonderful people at the whole entire school!