Disclaimer: All these stories are anonymous and names have been changed to protect anonymity. 

Hey Seawolves, Gossip Girls here, and we are here to inform you of all the juicy stories and rumors going on at this school. We have weekly gossip stories that range from bad first dates to funny social app posts. We’ll be posting weekly, our ears all always open, fill out this google form or email us at beaconthesmcc@gmail.com.

Dates from Hell

Funny date stories that happened here at SMCC!

• “The other day I went on a ‘date’ here at SMCC. I drove almost an hour to hangout with this guy. We ended up watching a two and a half hour movie. He did not look at, talk, or even put his arm around me. I couldn’t even focus on the movie because I was so uncomfortable. I figured that maybe he just wasn’t into me but as I was about to leave he put another movie for us on? The same thing happened. I left very confused.”

• “I had been crushing on this guy for a while. I ended up staying with him for the weekend. That was a mistake. He immediately was all over me, cuddling me, and wouldn’t let me have a minute to myself. I had to sit in the hallway just to get away from him. He came out anyway and started kissing me all over my neck. That was weeks ago and I haven’t spoken to him since.”

• “I went on a date with this one guy who goes to SMCC and he asked me to suck my toes! It was so gross I immediately asked him to bring me back and I blocked him on all social media!”

You kiss your mother with that mouth?

Things that people have said/texted 

that will leave you in shock

• I was on a date with a ‘car guy’ and he asked me if i “even know what a spark plug was”
• I was on the phone with my ex-boyfriend and he went on a rant to me saying “you hate your life and you’re always complaining.” I was ranting to him about how  hard school was.
• My ex once told me “no guy will ever be able to put up with you after me!”… his friends sure seemed to want to once we broke up.

Class Clowns Collective

Funny SMCC campus stories.

• “Tell me why everyone’s parking here sucks. The lawn isn’t a spot.”
• “My gas cap was cut off of my car and gas was siphoned out last week!”
• “I was on zoom for my class in the library and a girl walked by and barked at me.”
•  “I was taking this art class where we had to present and explain our work. One of the people in my class decided to take this as an opportunity to completely trauma dump to the whole class and it went on for at least 15 minutes. Everyone was completely silent after she was done.”

SMCC Social Slip Ups

Real and Funny SMCC social app postings

• “Any questions for a Christian?”
• “Does anyone in the springpoint dorms have tinfoil I’m trying to dye my hair.”
• “Someone’s getting towed.” *insert picture of car getting towed*
• “Imagine caring about politics so much it ruins your day for 4 years. Be not bitter but optimistic, not everyone is your enemy.”

That’s all for this week Beaconers, be sure to keep your eyes out for next week’s post. Remember, send in your stories to include either through our google form, or send us an email beaconthesmcc@gmail.com