Disclaimer: All these stories are anonymous and names have been changed to protect anonymity. 

Hey Seawolves, Gossip Girls here, and we are here to inform you of all the juicy stories and rumors going on at this school. We have occasional gossip stories that range from bad first dates to funny social app posts. We’ll be posting weekly, our ears are always open, if you have a story to tell fill out this google form or email us at beaconthesmcc@gmail.com.

Dates from Hell

Sad-Funny-Strange date stories that happened here at SMCC!

• From Lisa: 

“My friend and I went on a double date and they asked us to sleep over at their house and meet their cat. They also threw money at us.”

• From Kristen:

“I was talking to this guy for a while and when I saw him out in public he wouldn’t even say hi to me. Then when we finally did talk, we ended up talking for hours and he promised he would come and see me the next day. He did not.”

• From Penelope:

“I went on a date with this guy I’ve had a crush on for a while. He has always been flirty with me and I was so surprised when he asked me out. On the way back to his house he made me pay for the uber. Then I woke up by myself in the morning…”

You kiss your mother with that mouth?

Things that people have said/texted that will leave you in shock

From Zeya:

• “I was at the gym when a random old guy came up to me and asked if I did track to which I said no. Then he said “oh well you look like you do long jump.” Um thanks I guess?”

From Hailey:

• “I was newly friends with a guy and I guess he liked me but it was really awkward. When we all got back from the bar he took my phone and made a snapchat video screaming in spanish saying he was in love with me… I haven’t talked to him since.”

From Selena:

• “I was snapping this random guy and he sent me a video yelling into the phone with a group of guys that they all thought I was beautiful. It was terrifying.”

From Sydney:

• Random Man: “You look too good to be here” 

Me: “Awe thanks!”

Random Man: “It wasn’t a compliment.”

Class Clowns Collective

Funny SMCC campus stories.

• “In my writing class, somehow the topic of BookTok caught on and we had a full class discussion about steamy books.”
• “I was driving to campus and as I was merging onto the Casco Bay Bridge, a woman on a bike fell into the middle of the road and took about five years to get up. Later when I was walking back to my car I saw her biking in the middle of the road by the dining hall and she was yelling at students to move, and almost ran one over.”
• “I am in this group zoom and one of the girls in my group has nothing to add. Any time we ask her questions she says “seems like you guys got it covered”.”

SMCC Social Slip Ups

Real and Funny SMCC social app postings

• “Is statistics or quantitative reasoning generally easier for people who suck at math?”

• “Anyone else lost access to their SMCC email and/or brightspace? I’ve been locked out of both for a whole week”

• “If yall are walking this morning, please be careful it’s very slippery. I almost slipped like 4 times this morning”

• “FYI if you smoke weed on campus you can get kicked out”